US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Midnight Navy t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text, American flag sleeve, and graphics sleeve on a Midnight Navy background
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text and American flag sleeve on a Midnight Navy background
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Midnight Navy background
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with graphics sleeve on a Midnight Navy background
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left front side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text and graphics sleeve on a Midnight Navy background
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Midnight Navy t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text on a Midnight Navy background
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Hidden Hare

Blue Falcon - US Army T-shirt - Midnight Navy

$32.00
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Color: Midnight Navy
Size: S
Details

IYKYK – Buddy betrayer. Someone who sells out their buddies, usually for their own gain. 99% of MPs are top tier Blue Falcons.

"We didn’t even do anything wild this weekend. We only got caught underage drinking because Jodie had to be a Blue Falcon and tell First Sergeant."

Blue Falcon us army t shirt is a salute to the timeless slang every soldier knows.

Nothing says “unit cohesion” like calling out the buddy who rats you out, and this shirt makes the joke wearable long after formation. Crafted from 100 percent combed ring spun cotton at 4.3 oz per yard, this tee has the soft feel and durability to survive both barracks life and weekend misadventures.

Oatmeal comes in a 99/1 cotton polyester blend and Heather Grey in 90/10 for those who prefer a heathered look. Designed with a set in 1x1 baby rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, and a tear away label, comfort is locked in and no detail left behind.

Part of our funny patriotic apparel collection, the Blue Falcon tee is an inside joke disguised as American style t shirts.

Veterans and service members will laugh, civilians might ask, and you’ll get to explain the art of the buddy fucker with a grin. Perfect for casual wear, unit reunions, or reminding Carl that we all still remember what he did, this shirt delivers style with a side of military humor.

Wear it proud, laugh hard, and never forget, every squad has one.

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We will be donating a portion of profits from this collection on behalf of Hidden Hare and you to Magicians On Mission. Our thoughts and prayers are with the brave men and women who are serving in the US military away from home. Lets rally together and help ease some of the financial stress; we thank you for your donation. Be sure to share with your community.
Shipping

📦🚛📬 Due to high demand, orders are expected to ship within 7 to 10 business days.
Size: S

Product information

  • 4.3 oz./yd² (US), 7.2 oz./L yd (CA), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 32 singles
  • Oatmeal is 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Heather Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
  • Hemmed sleeves
  • Side seams
  • Tear away label

If something isn’t quite right, send us a message with your order number and what you’d like to return. We’ll walk you through the steps. Items need to be unworn, unwashed, and sent back in their original condition. Once we get your return, we’ll process your refund or exchange as soon as possible.

Wash: Cold water, gentle cycle. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Dry: Low heat or hang dry — shrinkage is for confidence, not cotton.

Iron: Only if you’re feeling fancy. No need for inspection-ready creases here.

Bleach: Don’t. This isn’t boot camp laundry day.

Wear: As often as possible. It gets funnier with mileage.

Something different

Because you deserve it

Hidden Hare designs are made for those who serve, lead, and keep the humor alive through it all. Each piece carries a story of pride, grit, and camaraderie — a reminder that what you wear can say who you are without a single word.

Built Different

Veteran Made

Every shirt’s got a story stitched into it. Built by folks who know what “attention to detail” really means — not because of fashion school, but because they’ve folded a few too many uniforms.

Mission-Tested Comfort

Soft enough for liberty. Tough enough for the barracks. These tees survive the wash, the gym, and your buddy’s bad barbecue smoke.

Printed in the USA

Made right here at home. No shortcuts, no half-stepping. Just solid gear that stands for the same flag you swore under.

Zero Fluff Policy

No “inspired collections.” No fake meaning. Just humor, grit, and shirts that say what everyone else is too scared to.

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Gear up your attitude

Pair your tee with a good dose of sarcasm and a side of freedom. Built for vets, patriots, and anyone who still folds their laundry like it’s an inspection.
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Earn Your Comfort

Built for those who know what “attention to detail” really means. Soft, durable, and made to survive anything from a 5-mile run to your kid’s science fair.

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Zero Weak Threads

Each design hits harder than Monday PT. No cheap fabric, no boring prints, just gear made for legends, vets, and the sarcastically motivated.

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