Funny Military Shirts

Funny military shirts drawn around the slang, rituals and running jokes of military life, from Zero Dark Thirty and the Woobie to Voluntold and the Good Idea Fairy. Every design is an original illustration, and every one hides a small hare somewhere in the linework.

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About our military shirts

Shop by branch: Army shirts, Air Force shirts, Marine Corps shirts, Navy shirts and Coast Guard shirts, each built on the dialect that branch actually speaks. Wear one to a reunion or a range day and someone will laugh. Give one to a veteran, a service member or a battle buddy and they'll laugh first and explain it second.

Every military T-shirt is $32 and ships to APO/FPO addresses. A portion of proceeds supports Magicians on Mission.

Shopping for someone who served? Start with our gifts for veterans.

How to read a Hidden Hare

Laugh first. Then look closer.

Every design hides a hare in the linework. Open any shirt, zoom into the close-up and go hunting.

Try the hare hunt