100 Feet Of Flight Line - The Ultimate Boot Prank - Military Humor T-Shirt - Black - Front
100 Feet Of Flight Line - The Ultimate Boot Prank - Military Humor T-Shirt - Black - Right Front
100 Feet Of Flight Line - The Ultimate Boot Prank - Military Humor T-Shirt - Black - Right Back
100 Feet Of Flight Line - The Ultimate Boot Prank - Military Humor T-Shirt - Black - Left Back
100 Feet Of Flight Line - The Ultimate Boot Prank - Military Humor T-Shirt - Black - Left Front
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Hidden Hare

100 Feet Of Flight Line - The Ultimate Boot Prank - Military Humor T-Shirt - Black

$32.00
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Color: Black
Size: S
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100 Feet Of Flight Line is the go-to gag for any NCO, senior airman, or squad leader who's ever sent a boot on a wild goose chase. If you've orchestrated - or fallen victim to - this classic hazing move, this shirt is your badge of honor.
Here's the insider scoop: there's no such thing as "100 feet of flight line." It doesn't exist. It's an imaginary item, a made-up requisition, a totally fictional piece of gear that somehow always needs fetching from supply right before flight ops. New guy shows up, gets sent on the errand, and spends an hour looking confused while everyone else enjoys the show. It's a rite of passage - equal parts hazing and tradition - and if you've been in long enough, you've either handed out this order or been on the receiving end of it.
Whether you are wearing it for a drill weekend, catching up with your unit at a reunion, firing up the grill at a BBQ, or ribbing the newest boot in your circle, this tee delivers the joke every time. Bonus points if you wear it around someone who's never heard the term - watch them try to figure out what flight line even measures in.
Keep an eye out for the hidden hare tucked into the artwork - it's Hidden Hare's signature easter egg, and it's on every design we make.
Perfect for fans of
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We will be donating a portion of profits from this collection on behalf of Hidden Hare and you to Magicians On Mission. Our thoughts and prayers are with the brave men and women who are serving in the US military away from home. Lets rally together and help ease some of the financial stress; we thank you for your donation. Be sure to share with your community.

📦🚛📬 Due to high demand, orders are expected to ship within 7 to 10 business days.
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📦🚛📬 Due to high demand, orders are expected to ship within 7 to 10 business days.
Size: S

Product information

  • 4.3 oz./yd² (US), 7.2 oz./L yd (CA), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 32 singles
  • Oatmeal is 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Heather Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
  • Hemmed sleeves
  • Side seams
  • Tear away label

If something isn’t quite right, send us a message with your order number and what you’d like to return. We’ll walk you through the steps. Items need to be unworn, unwashed, and sent back in their original condition. Once we get your return, we’ll process your refund or exchange as soon as possible.

Wash: Cold water, gentle cycle. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Dry: Low heat or hang dry — shrinkage is for confidence, not cotton.

Iron: Only if you’re feeling fancy. No need for inspection-ready creases here.

Bleach: Don’t. This isn’t boot camp laundry day.

Wear: As often as possible. It gets funnier with mileage.

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Because you deserve it

Hidden Hare designs are made for those who serve, lead, and keep the humor alive through it all. Each piece carries a story of pride, grit, and camaraderie — a reminder that what you wear can say who you are without a single word.

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Veteran Made

Every shirt’s got a story stitched into it. Built by folks who know what “attention to detail” really means — not because of fashion school, but because they’ve folded a few too many uniforms.

Mission-Tested Comfort

Soft enough for liberty. Tough enough for the barracks. These tees survive the wash, the gym, and your buddy’s bad barbecue smoke.

Printed in the USA

Made right here at home. No shortcuts, no half-stepping. Just solid gear that stands for the same flag you swore under.

Zero Fluff Policy

No “inspired collections.” No fake meaning. Just humor, grit, and shirts that say what everyone else is too scared to.

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Gear up your attitude

Pair your tee with a good dose of sarcasm and a side of freedom. Built for vets, patriots, and anyone who still folds their laundry like it’s an inspection.
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Earn Your Comfort

Built for those who know what “attention to detail” really means. Soft, durable, and made to survive anything from a 5-mile run to your kid’s science fair.

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Zero Weak Threads

Each design hits harder than Monday PT. No cheap fabric, no boring prints, just gear made for legends, vets, and the sarcastically motivated.

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