100 Feet Of Flight Line

100 Feet Of Flight Line is the go-to gag for any NCO, senior airman, or squad leader who's ever sent a boot on a wild goose chase. If you've orchestrated - or fallen victim to - this classic hazing move, this shirt is your badge of honor.

Here's the insider scoop: there's no such thing as "100 feet of flight line." It doesn't exist. It's an imaginary item, a made-up requisition, a totally fictional piece of gear that somehow always needs fetching from supply right before flight ops. New guy shows up, gets sent on the errand, and spends an hour looking confused while everyone else enjoys the show. It's a rite of passage - equal parts hazing and tradition - and if you've been in long enough, you've either handed out this order or been on the receiving end of it.

Whether you are wearing it for a drill weekend, catching up with your unit at a reunion, firing up the grill at a BBQ, or ribbing the newest boot in your circle, this tee delivers the joke every time. Bonus points if you wear it around someone who's never heard the term - watch them try to figure out what flight line even measures in.

Keep an eye out for the hidden hare tucked into the artwork - it's Hidden Hare's signature easter egg, and it's on every design we make.

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

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Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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