Silkies

Silkies - the shirt for anyone who's ever laced up the shortest, smoothest PT shorts known to mankind and dared the world to say something.

Officially banned. Unofficially immortal. Silkies are those legendary, way-too-short, always-one-size-smaller PT shorts that every branch swears they don't issue anymore - yet somehow every unit still has a guy rocking a pair like it's a birthright. They're less "regulation gear" and more a lifestyle choice, and if you know, you know.

Whether you're wearing it for a PT session that definitely doesn't meet uniform standards, a unit reunion where the war stories get taller, a backyard BBQ flexing your civilian freedom, or ribbing a buddy who still owns three pairs he refuses to throw away - this shirt gets the room laughing and the vets nodding.

Keep your eyes peeled - every Hidden Hare design has a sneaky little hare tucked into the artwork. Find it and you've earned bragging rights.

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Every shirt ships in 7–10 business days, then the carrier takes it from there. We ship to US and APO/FPO addresses, and shipping is shown at checkout.

Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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