Safety Brief

The Safety Brief - for every service member who nodded along in formation while already planning to do the exact thing they were just warned about.

If you know, you know: the Safety Brief is that weekly ritual where the command lays out a list of things not to do, things that any reasonable adult with common sense wouldn't need explained - and yet, come Friday night with enough drinks in the mix, someone always ends up being the reason next week's brief gets an update. It's less a warning and more a prediction.

Whether you're wearing it for a drill weekend, swapping stories at a reunion, firing up the grill at a BBQ, or ribbing a buddy who's clearly headed toward becoming next week's cautionary tale, this shirt says what every unit already knows to be true.

Keep your eyes open on this one - we snuck a hidden hare into the artwork, because even chaos needs a mascot.

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Every shirt ships in 7–10 business days, then the carrier takes it from there. We ship to US and APO/FPO addresses, and shipping is shown at checkout.

Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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