Hidden Hare · White · Unisex tee

Blue Falcon

$32.00

Color: White

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Ships in 7–10 business days
Every design from $32
30-day returns on unworn shirts
Ships to APO/FPO addresses

What it means

IYKYK – Buddy betrayer. Someone who sells out their buddies, usually for their own gain. 99% of MPs are top tier Blue Falcons.

"We didn’t even do anything wild this weekend. We only got caught underage drinking because Jodie had to be a Blue Falcon and tell First Sergeant."

Blue Falcon us army t shirt is a salute to the timeless slang every soldier knows.

Nothing says “unit cohesion” like calling out the buddy who rats you out, and this shirt makes the joke wearable long after formation. Crafted from 100 percent combed ring spun cotton at 4.3 oz per yard, this tee has the soft feel and durability to survive both barracks life and weekend misadventures.

Oatmeal comes in a 99/1 cotton polyester blend and Heather Grey in 90/10 for those who prefer a heathered look. Designed with a set in 1x1 baby rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, and a tear away label, comfort is locked in and no detail left behind.

Part of our funny patriotic apparel collection, the Blue Falcon tee is an inside joke disguised as American style t shirts.

Veterans and service members will laugh, civilians might ask, and you’ll get to explain the art of the buddy fucker with a grin. Perfect for casual wear, unit reunions, or reminding Carl that we all still remember what he did, this shirt delivers style with a side of military humor.

Wear it proud, laugh hard, and never forget, every squad has one.

Who to give it to

A funny Army shirt for the soldier who still has their Woobie, the Army veteran with the same field story every Thanksgiving, or the battle buddy who earned a roast.

Not sure of their size? Most people order their usual T-shirt size, and unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days. More gifts for veterans

Find the hare

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Fit & fabric

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Shipping & returns

Every shirt ships in 7–10 business days, then the carrier takes it from there. We ship to US and APO/FPO addresses, and shipping is shown at checkout.

Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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