Zero Dark Thirty

Zero Dark Thirty is for anyone who has ever been dragged out of a warm rack before the sun even thought about coming up.

In military slang, Zero Dark Thirty is the go-to phrase for the middle of the night - that brutal, bleary-eyed hour when normal people are asleep and you're already in formation. It's not an official time on the clock, it's a state of mind: too early, too dark, too much. Say it to anyone who's served and they'll know exactly what kind of pain you're talking about.

Whether you're wearing it for a drill weekend wake-up call, a unit reunion swapping "worst 0-dark-30 memory" stories, a backyard BBQ with your fellow early risers, or just to rib a buddy who still can't sleep past 4am - this shirt says it all without a word of explanation needed.

Keep your eyes peeled - every Hidden Hare design has a sneaky little hare worked into the artwork. Find it and you've earned some bragging rights.

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

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