Pizza Box

If you know the sting of the Pizza Box, this shirt is for every Marine who ever squeaked by on the range with the lowest score card in the box.

In Marine Corps culture, a "Pizza Box" is the lowest "marksman" qualification badge for pistol or rifle - so named because the target looks like the shape of a pizza box. It's not exactly bragging rights, but it's still a rite of passage. Say it to another jarhead and they'll know exactly which badge - and which grade of shooter - you're talking about.

Whether you're wearing it for a drill weekend, a unit reunion, a backyard BBQ with your fellow devil dogs, or just to rib a buddy who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, this tee delivers the inside joke loud and clear.

Look close - there's a hidden hare worked into the artwork, a signature nod from Hidden Hare on every design we print.

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Every shirt ships in 7–10 business days, then the carrier takes it from there. We ship to US and APO/FPO addresses, and shipping is shown at checkout.

Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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