Hidden Hare · White · Unisex tee

Roger That

Sarcastic Acknowledgment Tee

$32.00

Color: White

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What it means

Meet the shirt built for everyone who has ever heard something completely ridiculous and had no choice but to say Roger That — with the flattest, deadest expression on their face. This one's for the veterans, active duty, reservists, and anyone who has mastered the art of acknowledging absolute nonsense without losing their bearing.

In the real military, Roger That is not just confirmation — it is a full emotional spectrum compressed into two words. It means you heard the order. It means you understood the order. And it means you have a LOT of thoughts about the order that you will absolutely never say out loud. Whether it's a double post, a last-minute field op, or a task so baffling it deserves its own after-action review, Roger That is the universal verbal shrug of the service member who has seen too much to be surprised and just enough to be deeply, quietly done.

Whether you are wearing it to drill weekend to let your NCO know exactly how you feel about the new uniform policy, to a unit reunion where everyone will immediately feel it in their soul, to a backyard BBQ where you can finally say what you actually meant all those years, or just to rib a buddy who still uses it unironically in civilian life — this shirt does the talking so you don't have to.

And keep your eyes sharp, troop: Hidden Hare always hides a hare somewhere in the artwork. Hunt it down before you start telling everyone else to look for it.

Who to give it to

For anyone who still laughs at the inside jokes, and the friend who will ask what it means.

Not sure of their size? Most people order their usual T-shirt size, and unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days. More gifts for veterans

Find the hare

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Fit & fabric

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Shipping & returns

Every shirt ships in 7–10 business days, then the carrier takes it from there. We ship to US and APO/FPO addresses, and shipping is shown at checkout.

Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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