Safety Brief - Friday's Warning Nobody Follows - Military Humor T-Shirt - Black

The Safety Brief - for every service member who nodded along in formation while already planning to do the exact thing they were just warned about.
If you know, you know: the Safety Brief is that weekly ritual where the command lays out a list of things not to do, things that any reasonable adult with common sense wouldn't need explained - and yet, come Friday night with enough drinks in the mix, someone always ends up being the reason next week's brief gets an update. It's less a warning and more a prediction.
Whether you're wearing it for a drill weekend, swapping stories at a reunion, firing up the grill at a BBQ, or ribbing a buddy who's clearly headed toward becoming next week's cautionary tale, this shirt says what every unit already knows to be true.
Keep your eyes open on this one - we snuck a hidden hare into the artwork, because even chaos needs a mascot.
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We will be donating a portion of profits from this collection on behalf of Hidden Hare and you to Magicians On Mission. Our thoughts and prayers are with the brave men and women who are serving in the US military away from home. Lets rally together and help ease some of the financial stress; we thank you for your donation. Be sure to share with your community.

📦🚛📬 Due to high demand, orders are expected to ship within 7 to 10 business days.

📦🚛📬 Due to high demand, orders are expected to ship within 7 to 10 business days.