US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a black background
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and American flag sleeve on a black background
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Black t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a black background
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Black t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a black background
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and graphics sleeve on a black background
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller on a black background
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Hidden Hare · Black · Unisex tee

Can I Have One?

$32.00
Color: Black
Size: S
  • Ships in 7–10 business days
  • Every design from $32
  • 30-day returns on unworn shirts
  • Ships to APO/FPO addresses
What it means

When the legend Chesty Puller heard about a hundred enemy tanks heading his way, he famously said, “Good. Now we can shoot at them from every direction.” But when someone mentioned new enemy weapons, his simple reply was, “Can I have one?”



This shirt is a tribute to that fearless, dry, and unmistakably Marine attitude — the kind that stares down chaos and still cracks a joke. Whether you’re a vet, a proud Marine, or just someone who appreciates a bold dose of funny patriotic apparel, this one says it all without needing a speech.



Built from 100% combed ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough for weekend wear but tough enough to survive your next PT session or backyard BBQ. With hemmed sleeves, side seams, and a classic rib collar, this shirt brings together comfort and durability — a combo Chesty would’ve approved of.
Who to give it to

For anyone who still laughs at the inside jokes, and the friend who will ask what it means.

Not sure of their size? Most people order their usual T-shirt size, and unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days. More gifts for veterans
Find the hare

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.
Fit & fabric

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.
Shipping & returns

Every shirt ships in 7–10 business days, then the carrier takes it from there. We ship to US and APO/FPO addresses, and shipping is shown at checkout.

Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

Shipping policy · Refund policy

A portion of proceeds supports Magicians on Mission.

Size: S

How to read a Hidden Hare

Laugh first. Then look closer.

The joke lands from across the room. The reference lands with the people who lived it. The hare is for anyone patient enough to look.