US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a black background
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and American flag sleeve on a black background
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Black t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a black background
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Black t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a black background
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and graphics sleeve on a black background
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller on a black background
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Hidden Hare

Can I Have One? - US Marine Corps T-shirt - Black

$32.00
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Color: Black
Size: S
Details

When the legend Chesty Puller heard about a hundred enemy tanks heading his way, he famously said, “Good. Now we can shoot at them from every direction.” But when someone mentioned new enemy weapons, his simple reply was, “Can I have one?”

This shirt is a tribute to that fearless, dry, and unmistakably Marine attitude — the kind that stares down chaos and still cracks a joke. Whether you’re a vet, a proud Marine, or just someone who appreciates a bold dose of funny patriotic apparel, this one says it all without needing a speech.

Built from 100% combed ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough for weekend wear but tough enough to survive your next PT session or backyard BBQ. With hemmed sleeves, side seams, and a classic rib collar, this shirt brings together comfort and durability — a combo Chesty would’ve approved of.

Perfect for fans of US Army T-shirts and American style T-shirts who want something that celebrates military grit and humor. It’s more than a shirt — it’s a salute to every Marine who meets the impossible with a grin and says, “Can I have one?”

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We will be donating a portion of profits from this collection on behalf of Hidden Hare and you to Magicians On Mission. Our thoughts and prayers are with the brave men and women who are serving in the US military away from home. Lets rally together and help ease some of the financial stress; we thank you for your donation. Be sure to share with your community.
Shipping

📦🚛📬 Due to high demand, orders are expected to ship within 7 to 10 business days.
Size: S

Product information

  • 4.3 oz./yd² (US), 7.2 oz./L yd (CA), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 32 singles
  • Oatmeal is 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Heather Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
  • Hemmed sleeves
  • Side seams
  • Tear away label

If something isn’t quite right, send us a message with your order number and what you’d like to return. We’ll walk you through the steps. Items need to be unworn, unwashed, and sent back in their original condition. Once we get your return, we’ll process your refund or exchange as soon as possible.

Wash: Cold water, gentle cycle. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Dry: Low heat or hang dry — shrinkage is for confidence, not cotton.

Iron: Only if you’re feeling fancy. No need for inspection-ready creases here.

Bleach: Don’t. This isn’t boot camp laundry day.

Wear: As often as possible. It gets funnier with mileage.

Something different

Because you deserve it

Hidden Hare designs are made for those who serve, lead, and keep the humor alive through it all. Each piece carries a story of pride, grit, and camaraderie — a reminder that what you wear can say who you are without a single word.

Built Different

Veteran Made

Every shirt’s got a story stitched into it. Built by folks who know what “attention to detail” really means — not because of fashion school, but because they’ve folded a few too many uniforms.

Mission-Tested Comfort

Soft enough for liberty. Tough enough for the barracks. These tees survive the wash, the gym, and your buddy’s bad barbecue smoke.

Printed in the USA

Made right here at home. No shortcuts, no half-stepping. Just solid gear that stands for the same flag you swore under.

Zero Fluff Policy

No “inspired collections.” No fake meaning. Just humor, grit, and shirts that say what everyone else is too scared to.

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Gear up your attitude

Pair your tee with a good dose of sarcasm and a side of freedom. Built for vets, patriots, and anyone who still folds their laundry like it’s an inspection.
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Earn Your Comfort

Built for those who know what “attention to detail” really means. Soft, durable, and made to survive anything from a 5-mile run to your kid’s science fair.

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Zero Weak Threads

Each design hits harder than Monday PT. No cheap fabric, no boring prints, just gear made for legends, vets, and the sarcastically motivated.

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