32% Apr

Meet 32% APR - the shirt for every boot who walked onto a used car lot near base and drove off thinking they just won the lottery.

In military slang, 32% APR is the legendary interest rate slapped on a fresh recruit's first car - the one bought with zero down, a brand new paycheck, and zero financial sense. It's shorthand for that wide-eyed private or seaman who finally has money to spend and gets fleeced by the dealership just off base, all while thinking they landed a sweet deal. Say it to another vet and you'll both know exactly which sucker you're talking about.

Whether you're wearing it for drill weekend, catching up at a reunion, firing up the grill at a BBQ, or roasting a buddy who's still paying off that shiny used truck - this shirt says it all without saying a word.

Keep your eyes peeled - there's a hidden hare tucked into the artwork on every Hidden Hare shirt. Find it and you've earned bragging rights.

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Every shirt ships in 7–10 business days, then the carrier takes it from there. We ship to US and APO/FPO addresses, and shipping is shown at checkout.

Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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