Barracks Lawyer

Meet the Barracks Lawyer - this shirt is for that one troop who's been written up so many times, or been in long enough, they think they've got the UCMJ memorized cover to cover.

A Barracks Lawyer is the unofficial legal counsel of every unit - the guy who's convinced he can talk his way out of an Article 15, find the loophole in a lawful order, or explain exactly why walking on the grass isn't technically against regulation if there's no sign posted. Spoiler: he's usually wrong, but he's never short on confidence. Every unit's got one, and if you're reading this, you already know who yours is.

Whether you're wearing it for a drill weekend where someone's already trying to skate a counseling, a unit reunion swapping war stories about who got away with what, a backyard BBQ with the crew, or just to rib the guy in your platoon who thinks he's JAG-certified - this shirt says it all without saying a word.

Keep your eyes peeled - every Hidden Hare design has a hare worked into the artwork somewhere. Find it, and you've earned bragging rights.

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

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