Hidden Hare · Black · Unisex tee

Battle Buddy

Never Go It Alone

$32.00

Color: Black

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Ships in 7–10 business days
Every design from $32
30-day returns on unworn shirts
Ships to APO/FPO addresses

What it means

Every unit has one - the Battle Buddy shirt for the troop who never lets you wander off alone, even to the latrine.

In military slang, a Battle Buddy is the partner who's got your six no matter what - the one you're paired with so nobody goes anywhere solo, ever. It's part safety rule, part running joke, and part unbreakable bond. Say it around the wrong civilian and you'll get a blank stare; say it in formation and everyone knows exactly what's coming next - "bring a battle buddy," even if you're only gone twenty minutes.

Whether you're wearing it for a drill weekend, a unit reunion, a backyard BBQ with the crew, or just to remind your buddy he's still not allowed to go solo - this tee has you covered.

Keep an eye out for the hidden hare tucked into the design - Hidden Hare sneaks one into every shirt we make.

Who to give it to

For anyone who still laughs at the inside jokes, and the friend who will ask what it means.

Not sure of their size? Most people order their usual T-shirt size, and unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days. More gifts for veterans

Find the hare

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Fit & fabric

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Shipping & returns

Every shirt ships in 7–10 business days, then the carrier takes it from there. We ship to US and APO/FPO addresses, and shipping is shown at checkout.

Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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