Chow Hall Bipod

Chow Hall Bipod is for every squared-away service member who's ever stood alone in the chow line, back straight, tray steady, holding it down solo like a human tripod short one leg.

In military slang, a Chow Hall Bipod is any single person standing alone in line at the chow hall - no battle buddy, no small talk, just you and your mission to reach the waffle maker. It's an unofficial term, the kind troops toss around with a smirk, but if you've ever caught yourself solo in that line getting side-eyed by the salad bar crowd, you already know exactly what it means. Say it once and every squad member in earshot will nod knowingly.

Whether you are wearing it for a drill weekend, catching up at a reunion, grilling out at a BBQ, or clowning on a buddy who always eats alone, this shirt says you've survived the chow line solo mission and lived to tell the tale.

Keep an eye out for the hidden hare worked into the artwork - every Hidden Hare design hides one, and this one's tucked in right where you'd least expect it.

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

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Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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