US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Cool Blue background
US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and American flag sleeve on a Cool Blue background
US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right Cool Blue side view Black t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Cool Blue background
US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Cool Blue t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a Cool Blue background
US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left front side view Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and graphics sleeve on a Cool Blue background
US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text on a Cool Blue background
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Hidden Hare

CRAYON EATING CREW - US Marines T-shirt - Cool Blue

$32.00
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Color: Cool Blue
Size: S
Details

IYKYK – The favorite snack of Marines, grunts, and POGs alike. Marines are jokingly stereotyped as not the sharpest tool in the shed, and other branches started calling them crayon eaters. They cheerfully embraced the nickname, laughing their heads off and wearing it with pride.

"Everyone knows the red crayon is the top pick to eat."

Show your colors with one of the best-selling us marines t shirts that jokes with pride, not at the expense of service. The Crayon Eating Crew tee takes a classic barracks quip and turns it into wearable swagger—part inside joke, part unit badge. It’s perfect for anyone who loves funny patriotic apparel and wants a clean, bold nod to Corps culture.

Built for everyday duty, this tee is made from 4.3 oz./yd² (US) 100% combed ring-spun cotton with a 1x1 baby rib collar, hemmed sleeves, and side seams for a fit that holds up. Oatmeal is a 99/1 cotton/poly blend and Heather Grey is 90/10. Lightweight, breathable, and durable, it sits right in the lineup of our american style t shirts—great for formation, hangouts, or sloppy weekend BBQs.

If you want a shirt that’s equal parts respect and mischief, this one’s for you. Ideal for vets, active duty, and civilians who get the joke. Click to add the Crayon Eating Crew to your kit and wear the gag with pride.

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We will be donating a portion of profits from this collection on behalf of Hidden Hare and you to Magicians On Mission. Our thoughts and prayers are with the brave men and women who are serving in the US military away from home. Lets rally together and help ease some of the financial stress; we thank you for your donation. Be sure to share with your community.
Shipping

📦🚛📬 Due to high demand, orders are expected to ship within 7 to 10 business days.
Size: S

Product information

  • 4.3 oz./yd² (US), 7.2 oz./L yd (CA), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 32 singles
  • Oatmeal is 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Heather Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
  • Hemmed sleeves
  • Side seams
  • Tear away label

If something isn’t quite right, send us a message with your order number and what you’d like to return. We’ll walk you through the steps. Items need to be unworn, unwashed, and sent back in their original condition. Once we get your return, we’ll process your refund or exchange as soon as possible.

Wash: Cold water, gentle cycle. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Dry: Low heat or hang dry — shrinkage is for confidence, not cotton.

Iron: Only if you’re feeling fancy. No need for inspection-ready creases here.

Bleach: Don’t. This isn’t boot camp laundry day.

Wear: As often as possible. It gets funnier with mileage.

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Because you deserve it

Hidden Hare designs are made for those who serve, lead, and keep the humor alive through it all. Each piece carries a story of pride, grit, and camaraderie — a reminder that what you wear can say who you are without a single word.

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Veteran Made

Every shirt’s got a story stitched into it. Built by folks who know what “attention to detail” really means — not because of fashion school, but because they’ve folded a few too many uniforms.

Mission-Tested Comfort

Soft enough for liberty. Tough enough for the barracks. These tees survive the wash, the gym, and your buddy’s bad barbecue smoke.

Printed in the USA

Made right here at home. No shortcuts, no half-stepping. Just solid gear that stands for the same flag you swore under.

Zero Fluff Policy

No “inspired collections.” No fake meaning. Just humor, grit, and shirts that say what everyone else is too scared to.

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Gear up your attitude

Pair your tee with a good dose of sarcasm and a side of freedom. Built for vets, patriots, and anyone who still folds their laundry like it’s an inspection.
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Built for those who know what “attention to detail” really means. Soft, durable, and made to survive anything from a 5-mile run to your kid’s science fair.

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Zero Weak Threads

Each design hits harder than Monday PT. No cheap fabric, no boring prints, just gear made for legends, vets, and the sarcastically motivated.

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