Hidden Hare · Black · Unisex tee

Gunny Time

The Post-Formation Speech Every Marine Dreads

$32.00

Color: Black

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30-day returns on unworn shirts
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What it means

Gunny Time is for every Marine who's ever heard "form a school circle" and felt their soul leave their body.

In the official record, it's just informal jargon. In real life, Gunny Time is where Gunny pulls a sidebar after formation and delivers The Speech - the one that's part lecture, part therapy session, part fire-and-brimstone sermon, and always longer than it needs to be. It's not written in any manual, but every unit knows exactly what it means when someone mutters those two words under their breath.

Whether you're wearing it for a drill weekend, catching up with your unit at a reunion, manning the grill at a BBQ, or reminding a buddy who used to get school-circled on the regular, this shirt puts the inside joke front and center.

Keep your eyes peeled - there's a hidden hare tucked into the artwork, because even Gunny Time needs a little easter egg.

Who to give it to

A funny Marine Corps shirt for the Marine who’ll correct you on the name, the recruit’s family on graduation day, or the veteran who still talks about the Island.

Not sure of their size? Most people order their usual T-shirt size, and unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days. More gifts for veterans

Find the hare

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Fit & fabric

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Shipping & returns

Every shirt ships in 7–10 business days, then the carrier takes it from there. We ship to US and APO/FPO addresses, and shipping is shown at checkout.

Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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