Hidden Hare · White · Unisex tee

ID10T Certified

Official Idiot Designation

$32.00
Color: White
Size: S
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What it means

ID10T Certified - for the leadership who has personally issued this diagnosis more times than they can count, and for the troop wearing it like a badge of honor.

In military slang, being "ID10T certified" means you've been formally (informally) diagnosed as an idiot. It's not official terminology - you won't find it in any regulation or manual - but every service member knows exactly what it means. It's the go-to label for describing a person, action, ritual, or recurring screwup without wasting time on official language. Mocking, sarcastic, and dead accurate, it's the unofficial certification nobody wants but everyone's earned at least once.

Whether you're wearing it for a drill weekend roll call, ribbing a buddy who just volunteered for the worst detail imaginable, a reunion where old stories get exaggerated, or a backyard BBQ where somebody inevitably does something ID10T-certified worthy - this shirt calls it like it is.

Keep an eye out for the hidden hare tucked into the artwork - every Hidden Hare design hides one, and once you spot it, you can't unsee it.

Who to give it to

For anyone who still laughs at the inside jokes, and the friend who will ask what it means.

Not sure of their size? Most people order their usual T-shirt size, and unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days. More gifts for veterans

Find the hare

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Fit & fabric

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Shipping & returns

Every shirt ships in 7–10 business days, then the carrier takes it from there. We ship to US and APO/FPO addresses, and shipping is shown at checkout.

Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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Size: S

How to read a Hidden Hare

Laugh first. Then look closer.

The joke lands from across the room. The reference lands with the people who lived it. The hare is for anyone patient enough to look.