Lance Corporal Underground

Ever wonder how the whole company knew about Jones' latest screw-up before his own Platoon Sergeant did? Meet the Lance Corporal Underground - this shirt is for every junior enlisted troop who's ever been plugged into the network.

The Lance Corporal Underground is the unofficial, unbeatable intelligence apparatus that runs on rumor, rank, and zero official sanction. It's the secret pipeline that passes word on anything happening in the unit - gossip, screw-ups, who's in trouble, who's getting promoted. There's an unwritten code too: leak classified intel to the brass and you're excommunicated for good, no matter what rank you hold. Once you're out, you're out.

Whether you're wearing it for a drill weekend catching up on unit chatter, a reunion swapping old rumors, a backyard BBQ with your battle buddies, or just to remind a fellow Lance Corporal who really runs intelligence around here - this tee says you were always in the loop.

Keep your eyes sharp - every Hidden Hare design has a hare hidden somewhere in the artwork. Consider it classified intel of its own.

There’s a hare hidden in this drawing, drawn into the linework, never stuck on top. It disappears at a glance and shows up when you look closer.

Tip: open the close-up photo and zoom in.

Unisex fit. 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 4.3 oz. Set-in 1x1 rib collar, hemmed sleeves, side seams, tear-away label.

Wash cold on a gentle cycle, dry low or hang dry, skip the bleach. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

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Unworn shirts can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Message us with your order number and we’ll walk you through it.

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