US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Red t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a white background
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Red t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with American flag sleeve on a red background
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Red t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a red background
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Red t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a red background
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Red t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with graphics sleeve on a red background
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Red t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text on a red background
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Hidden Hare

Team Grunt - US Army T-shirt - Red

$32.00
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Color: Red
Size: S
Details

IYKYK – Infantryman.

"The grunts might not overthink things, but they sure know how to get the job done."

If you know, you know. The word Grunt might sound simple, but every veteran and military buff knows it’s the backbone of the Army. A Grunt is the classic infantryman—the one carrying the gear, marching the miles, and somehow still cracking jokes when things get rough. This shirt is made for anyone who has served, supported, or just appreciates the ones who dig in and get the job done.

Our US Army T-shirts collection wouldn’t be complete without giving a nod to the Grunts. This design keeps it clean and bold while adding just the right amount of humor for those who understand. It’s the kind of shirt that works at the gym, the BBQ, or even family dinner (just be ready for Grandpa to share some “back in my day” stories).

Specs matter, too. This tee is crafted from 100% combed ring-spun cotton for a soft feel that doesn’t quit. With hemmed sleeves, side seams, and a set-in rib collar, it’s built to last longer than your rucksack straps.

Perfect for anyone who appreciates funny patriotic apparel and classic American style T-shirts with a military twist. Wear it proud. Wear it Grunt.

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We will be donating a portion of profits from this collection on behalf of Hidden Hare and you to Magicians On Mission. Our thoughts and prayers are with the brave men and women who are serving in the US military away from home. Lets rally together and help ease some of the financial stress; we thank you for your donation. Be sure to share with your community.
Shipping

📦🚛📬 Due to high demand, orders are expected to ship within 7 to 10 business days.
Size: S

Product information

  • 4.3 oz./yd² (US), 7.2 oz./L yd (CA), 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 32 singles
  • Oatmeal is 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Heather Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
  • Hemmed sleeves
  • Side seams
  • Tear away label

If something isn’t quite right, send us a message with your order number and what you’d like to return. We’ll walk you through the steps. Items need to be unworn, unwashed, and sent back in their original condition. Once we get your return, we’ll process your refund or exchange as soon as possible.

Wash: Cold water, gentle cycle. Treat it better than your last duty shirt.

Dry: Low heat or hang dry — shrinkage is for confidence, not cotton.

Iron: Only if you’re feeling fancy. No need for inspection-ready creases here.

Bleach: Don’t. This isn’t boot camp laundry day.

Wear: As often as possible. It gets funnier with mileage.

Something different

Because you deserve it

Hidden Hare designs are made for those who serve, lead, and keep the humor alive through it all. Each piece carries a story of pride, grit, and camaraderie — a reminder that what you wear can say who you are without a single word.

Built Different

Veteran Made

Every shirt’s got a story stitched into it. Built by folks who know what “attention to detail” really means — not because of fashion school, but because they’ve folded a few too many uniforms.

Mission-Tested Comfort

Soft enough for liberty. Tough enough for the barracks. These tees survive the wash, the gym, and your buddy’s bad barbecue smoke.

Printed in the USA

Made right here at home. No shortcuts, no half-stepping. Just solid gear that stands for the same flag you swore under.

Zero Fluff Policy

No “inspired collections.” No fake meaning. Just humor, grit, and shirts that say what everyone else is too scared to.

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Gear up your attitude

Pair your tee with a good dose of sarcasm and a side of freedom. Built for vets, patriots, and anyone who still folds their laundry like it’s an inspection.
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Earn Your Comfort

Built for those who know what “attention to detail” really means. Soft, durable, and made to survive anything from a 5-mile run to your kid’s science fair.

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Zero Weak Threads

Each design hits harder than Monday PT. No cheap fabric, no boring prints, just gear made for legends, vets, and the sarcastically motivated.

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