Two men wearing US Army T-shirts from Hidden Hare, featuring funny patriotic apparel designs. One wears a green “Team Grunt” shirt and the other a black “Can I Have One?” shirt, both styled in American military fashion, standing beside field gear and tents.

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Folded US Army T-shirts from Hidden Hare featuring funny patriotic apparel designs. The shirts include TBU Trauma Bonding Unit in red, US Chair Force in blue, Can I Have One? with Chesty Puller graphic in black, and Jarhead University in black, representing American style T-shirts for veterans and patriots.

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Group of soldiers running in uniform wearing matching Team Grunt T-shirts from Hidden Hare. The design represents funny patriotic apparel and American style veteran shirts that honor military brotherhood and US Army pride.

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US Airforce T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view White t-shirt with 'US CHAIR FORCE' text with chair graphic and American flag sleeve on a white background US Airforce T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view White t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a white background US Airforce T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view White t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a white background US Airforce T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view White t-shirt with 'US CHAIR FORCE' text with chair graphic and graphics sleeve on a white background US Airforce T-shirt funny patriotic apparel White t-shirt with 'US CHAIR FORCE' text with chair graphic on a white background US Airforce T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view White t-shirt with 'US CHAIR FORCE' text with chair graphic and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a white background
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US Chair Force - US Air Force T-shirt - White From $32.00
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Red t-shirt with 'TEAM POG' text and American flag sleeve on a red background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Red t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a red background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Red t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a red background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Red t-shirt with 'TEAM POG' text and graphics sleeve on a red background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Red t-shirt with 'TEAM POG' text on a red background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Red t-shirt with 'TEAM POG' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Red background
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Team POG - US Army T-shirt - Red From $32.00
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and American flag sleeve on a black background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Black t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a black background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Black t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a black background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and graphics sleeve on a black background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller on a black background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Black t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a black background
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Can I Have One? - US Marine Corps T-shirt - Black From $32.00
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with American flag sleeve on a midnight navy background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a midnight navy background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a midnight navy background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with graphics sleeve on a midnight navy background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Midnight Navy t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text on a midnight navy background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Midnight Navy t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a white background
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Team Grunt - US Army T-shirt - Midnight Navy From $32.00
US Navy T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Desert Tan t-shirt with 'NEVER AGAIN VOLUNTEER YOURSELF' text and American flag sleeve on a desert tan background US Navy T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Desert Tan t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a desert tan background US Navy T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Desert Tan t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a desert tan background US Navy T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Desert Tan t-shirt with 'NEVER AGAIN VOLUNTEER YOURSELF' text and graphics sleeve on a desert tan background US Navy T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Desert Tan t-shirt with 'NEVER AGAIN VOLUNTEER YOURSELF' text on a desert tan background US Navy T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Desert Tan t-shirt with 'NEVER AGAIN VOLUNTEER YOURSELF' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a desert tan background
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NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself - US Navy T-shirt - Desert Tan From $32.00
US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Military Green t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and American flag sleeve on a Military Green background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Military Green t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Military Green background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Military Green t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a Military Green background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left front side view Military Green t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and graphics sleeve on a Military Green background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Military Green t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text on a Military Green background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Military Green t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Military Green background
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Jarhead University - US Marines T-shirt - Military Green From $32.00
US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and American flag sleeve on a Cool Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right Cool Blue side view Black t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Cool Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Cool Blue t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a Cool Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left front side view Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and graphics sleeve on a Cool Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text on a Cool Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Cool Blue background
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CRAYON EATING CREW - US Marines T-shirt - Cool Blue From $32.00
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view White t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text and American flag sleeve on a White background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view White t-shirt with Blue Falcon text and American flag sleeve on a White background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view White t-shirt with Blue Falcon text and graphics sleeve on a White background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left front side view White t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text and graphics sleeve on a White background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Black t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text on a White background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view White t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text, American flag sleeve, and graphics sleeve on a White background
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Blue Falcon - US Army T-shirt - White From $32.00
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Black t-shirt with 'CERTIFIED ID-10T' text and American flag sleeve on a black background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Black t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a black background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Black t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a black background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Black t-shirt with 'CERTIFIED ID-10T' text and graphics sleeve on a black background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Black t-shirt with 'CERTIFIED ID-10T' text on a black background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Black t-shirt with 'CERTIFIED ID-10T' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a black background
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Certified ID-1OT - US Army T-shirt - Black From $32.00
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Red t-shirt with 'CERTIFIED ID-10T' text and American flag sleeve on a Red background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Red t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Red background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Red t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a Red background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Red t-shirt with 'CERTIFIED ID-10T' text and graphics sleeve on a Red background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Red t-shirt with 'CERTIFIED ID-10T' text on a Red background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Red t-shirt with 'CERTIFIED ID-10T' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Red background
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Certified ID-1OT - US Army T-shirt - Red From $32.00
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view White t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text and American flag sleeve on a White background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view White t-shirt with Blue Falcon text and American flag sleeve on a White background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view White t-shirt with Blue Falcon text and graphics sleeve on a White background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left front side view White t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text and graphics sleeve on a White background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Black t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text on a White background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view White t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text, American flag sleeve, and graphics sleeve on a White background
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Blue Falcon - US Army T-shirt - White From $32.00
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US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Cool blue t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text and American flag sleeve on a Cool blue background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Cool blue t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Cool blue background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Cool blue t-shirt graphics sleeve on a Cool blue background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left front side view Cool blue t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text and graphics sleeve on a Cool blue background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Cool blue t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text on a Cool blue background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Cool blue t-shirt with eagle logo and 'Blue Falcon Squadron' text, American flag sleeve, and graphics sleeve on a Cool blue background
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Blue Falcon - US Army T-shirt - Cool Blue From $32.00
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Royal Blue t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with American flag sleeve on a royal blue background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Royal Blue t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a royal blue background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Royal Blue t-shirt with graphics sleeve on a royal blue background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Royal Blue t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with graphics sleeve on a royal blue background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Royal Blue t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text on a royal blue background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Royal Blue t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a white background
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Team Grunt - US Army T-shirt - Royal Blue From $32.00
US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Black t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with American flag sleeve on a black background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Black t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a black background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Black t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a black background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Black t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with graphics sleeve on a black background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Black t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text on a black background US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Black t-shirt with 'TEAM GRUNT' text and rifle graphic with American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a black background
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Team Grunt - US Army T-shirt - Black From $32.00
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Royal Blue t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and American flag sleeve on a Royal Blue background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Royal Blue t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Royal Blue background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Royal Blue t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a Royal Blue background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Royal Blue t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and graphics sleeve on a Royal Blue background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Royal Blue t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller on a Royal Blue background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Royal Blue t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Royal Blue background
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Can I Have One? - US Marine Corps T-shirt - Royal Blue From $32.00
US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and American flag sleeve on a Midnight Navy background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Midnight Navy background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a Midnight Navy background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Midnight Navy t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and graphics sleeve on a Midnight Navy background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Midnight Navy t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller on a Midnight Navy background US Marine Corps T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Midnight Navy t-shirt with 'Can I have one?' text with Graphic of Chesty Puller and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Midnight Navy background
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Can I Have One? - US Marine Corps T-shirt - Midnight Navy From $32.00
US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Red t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and American flag sleeve on a red background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Red t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a red background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Red t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a red background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Red t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and graphics sleeve on a red background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Red t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text on a red background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Red t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Red background
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Jarhead University - US Marines T-shirt - Red From $32.00
US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Royal Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and American flag sleeve on a Royal Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Royal Blue t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Royal Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Royal Blue t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a Royal Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left front side view Royal Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and graphics sleeve on a Royal Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Royal Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text on a Royal Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Royal Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Royal Blue background
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CRAYON EATING CREW - US Marines T-shirt - Royal Blue From $32.00
US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Desert Tan t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and American flag sleeve on a Desert Tan background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Dessert Tan t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Desert Tan background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Desert Tan t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a Desert Tan background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Left front side view Desert Tan t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and graphics sleeve on a Desert Tan background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Desert Tan t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text on a Desert Tan background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Desert Tan t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Desert Tan background
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US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Military Green t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and American flag sleeve on a Military Green background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view Military Green t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Military Green background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Military Green t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a Military Green background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left front side view Military Green t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and graphics sleeve on a Military Green background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Military Green t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text on a Military Green background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Military Green t-shirt with 'JARHEAD UNIVERSITY' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Military Green background
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US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view white t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and American flag sleeve on a white background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right back side view white t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a white background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view white t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a white background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left front side view white t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and graphics sleeve on a white background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel white t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text on a white background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view white t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a white background
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CRAYON EATING CREW - US Marines T-shirt - White From $32.00
US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right front side view Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and American flag sleeve on a Cool Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel right Cool Blue side view Black t-shirt with American flag sleeve on a Cool Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left back side view Cool Blue t-shirt with Graphics sleeve on a Cool Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel left front side view Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and graphics sleeve on a Cool Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text on a Cool Blue background US Marines T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Cool Blue t-shirt with 'CRAYON EATING CREW' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Cool Blue background
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Three men wearing US Army T-shirts from Hidden Hare, featuring designs like Team Grunt, Blue Falcon, and Certified ID-10T. The photo highlights funny patriotic apparel and American style veteran shirts inspired by military culture and camaraderie. Four men wearing US Navy shirts from Hidden Hare with the phrase “Never Again Volunteer Yourself.” The image shows funny patriotic apparel and American style veteran shirts that celebrate Navy humor and military pride. Three men wearing US Marine Corps T-shirts from Hidden Hare standing on an airbase. The shirts feature slogans like “Jarhead University,” “Crayon Eating Crew,” and “Can I Have One?” representing funny patriotic apparel and American style veteran shirts inspired by Marine humor and pride. Four men wearing US Air Force T-shirts from Hidden Hare standing on an airfield. The shirts feature winged emblems and bold designs that represent funny patriotic apparel and American style veteran shirts inspired by Air Force culture and pride.
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NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself - US Navy T-shirt - Royal Blue From $32.00
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NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself - US Navy T-shirt - Red From $32.00
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NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself - US Navy T-shirt - White From $32.00
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Four men wearing US Army T-shirts from Hidden Hare featuring bold and funny military-inspired designs. The shirts showcase American style, patriotic humor, and veteran pride through unique graphics that reflect Army culture and camaraderie.
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US Army T-shirt funny patriotic apparel front view Desert Tan t-shirt with 'CERTIFIED ID-10T' text and American flag sleeve and graphics sleeve on a Desert Tan background
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IN THE Funnies

“It’s okay to roast the Air Force. They have Wi-Fi.”

- Harvey

"We eat crayons so the Army doesn’t have to."

- Harvey

"A tank ran over a box of popcorn and killed two kernels."

- Harvey

“Moo-rah!”

- Harvey

"No complaints doesn’t mean every parachute worked."

- Harvey

"Lose your rifle and the Army charges you $85. That’s why Navy captains prefer to go down with the ship."

- Harvey

"If you ever have to pick between the military or prison, go with prison. At least good behavior gets you out early."

- Harvey

"The only ship I’d recommend for him is citizenship."

- Harvey

What do you call a Marine who gives up?
Deceased.

- Harvey